How long is the average woman in labor?
Whatever she says divided by two.
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."More jokes