How long is the average woman in labor?
Whatever she says divided by two.→ Joke
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.→ Joke
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ Joke
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.→ JokeMore jokes