There was a blonde
driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim
, I'd come out there and kick your butt
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.→ Joke
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.→ Joke
What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
An airbag.→ Joke
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.→ Joke
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.→ JokeMore jokes