There was a blonde
driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.More jokes