There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.14 0
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
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Some traffic signs say stop.→ Joke
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.→ Joke
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An airbag.→ Joke
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Pull the pin and throw it back.→ Joke
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