What do you call a dog with no legs?16 1
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.→ Joke
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!→ Joke
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
That's how dogs spend their lives.→ Joke
What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?
The dog shuts up when you let it in.→ Joke
How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.→ JokeMore jokes