What do you call a dog
with no legs
It doesn't matter, he won't come
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.→ Joke
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!→ Joke
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
That's how dogs spend their lives.→ Joke
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.→ Joke
How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.→ JokeMore jokes