went into a library
and asked for a book on how to commit suicide
The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
What have clouds and men got in common?
When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!→ Joke
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."→ Joke
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.
He thought, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.
He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.
"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."
"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly ... "My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!"→ Joke
Four words to ruin a man's ego ...
"Is it in YET?"→ Joke
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: "Is this cabin for elephants only?"
The fat man humbly replies: "No! Even monkeys like you can sit!"→ JokeMore jokes