are born between the legs of women
and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.More jokes