are born between the legs of women
and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."More jokes