Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?32 1
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What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.→ Joke
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."→ Joke
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.→ Joke
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."→ JokeMore jokes