4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman
, a pretty young blonde
girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap
, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.
The old lady thinks: "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him."
The pretty young blonde thinks: "I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him."
The Frenchman thinks: "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me."
The Englishman thinks: "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French
Why did the blonde cross the road?
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?
What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?
Pack his lunch and send him to work.
Three girls are at work, and their female boss is leaving early for the day. The brunette also suggests to leave early as there boss will not notice. So that afternoon, they all leave early.
One spends time with her son and enjoys her time off.
The redhead does her gardening and has an early night.
The blonde goes home and hears sounds in her bedroom, she walks upstairs quietly open her bedroom door and finds her boss in bed with her hubby, shuts the door and leaves the house.
On next day, the brunette goes on asking: "Shall we leave early again today?" The blonde says: "No way I nearly got caught!
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?
Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!More jokes