: "In this job
we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Boss: "Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock! Knock!"
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore!"
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Crime doesn't pay ...
Does that mean my job is a crime?
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job will still suck.More jokes