A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.More jokes