Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.More jokes