sees a fat
man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: "Is this cabin for elephants only?"
The fat man humbly replies: "No! Even monkeys like you can sit!"
Yo momma is so fat. You have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
The doctor asked "What happened to you?"
"Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours', I don't remember much after that ..."
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.More jokes