sees a fat
man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: "Is this cabin for elephants only?"
The fat man humbly replies: "No! Even monkeys like you can sit!"
Yo momma is so fat. You have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
The doctor asked "What happened to you?"
"Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours', I don't remember much after that ..."
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.More jokes