What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.→ Joke
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!→ Joke
Little Johny asked her mummy: "Mum are little birds made of metal?"
Mummy: "Of course not darling, why do you ask?"
"'I heard daddy saying he'd like to screw the arse of the bird next door!"→ Joke
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.→ Joke
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!→ JokeMore jokes