What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
Little Johny asked her mummy: "Mum are little birds made of metal?"
Mummy: "Of course not darling, why do you ask?"
"'I heard daddy saying he'd like to screw the arse of the bird next door!"
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!More jokes