Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What have clouds and men got in common?
When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
An insurance company.
What's common between men and video?
Both go backward ... forward ... backward ... forward ... backward ... forward ... stop and eject.
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