Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What have clouds and men got in common?
When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
What's common between men and video?
Both go backward ... forward ... backward ... forward ... backward ... forward ... stop and eject.More jokes