Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What have clouds and men got in common?
When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!
What's common between men and video?
Both go backward ... forward ... backward ... forward ... backward ... forward ... stop and eject.
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
An insurance company.
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.More jokes