They've got a new birth control pill for men
now. I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets
out of the gun
than to wear a bulletproof vest.
What's the most effective birth control device for men.
Their manners.→ Joke
A woman with triplets pregnancy is taken as hostage during a stickup at the bank. The robber shoots her three times in the stomach before he is arrested by armed police. Amazingly, the woman finds out all her babies have survived. She gives birth to 2 girls and a boy.
15 years later, she comes home from work to find her first daughter crying. When she asks her what's wrong, her daughter tells her she went for a wee and a bullet came out. She reassures her this is normal, and tells her the bizarre story.
The next day, she finds her second daughter crying, who also says she went for a wee and a bullet came out. Once again she tells the story.
The day after that, she finds her son crying, and asks him if he went for a wee and had a bullet come out. He looks at her confused and replies ''No - I was having a wank and I shot the dog!''→ Joke
Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
To get oxygen to his brain!→ Joke
Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.→ Joke
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.→ JokeMore jokes