How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." And it happened.
A litle while later the other one shouted,"Great, now we have to pee in the boat!"
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!More jokes