Why do men fart
louder than women
Because they have a microphone and two speakers.
Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.More jokes