Why do men fart
louder than women
Because they have a microphone and two speakers.
Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.→ Joke
Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.→ Joke
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.→ Joke
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.→ Joke
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.→ JokeMore jokes