Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he simply stares the book down till he gets the information he wants.→ Joke
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.→ JokeMore jokes