Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!
Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo momma is so fat, she needs planning permission to sit down.
Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
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