Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma is so fat, when she plays football she plays offense and defense.
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
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