Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!
Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
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