up a steep, narrow mountain road
. A woman
is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.
If only men would listen.
How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.→ Joke
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.→ Joke
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.→ Joke
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...→ Joke
A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."→ JokeMore jokes