Why do men
So they can find their way back to the house
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.
Why is a man different from a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
What's the difference between a man and a parrot?
You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.More jokes