Why do men
So they can find their way back to the house
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.→ Joke
Why is a man different from a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.→ Joke
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.→ Joke
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.→ Joke
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ JokeMore jokes