Why do men
So they can find their way back to the house
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.
Why is a man different from a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.More jokes