Why do men
So they can find their way back to the house
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.
Why is a man different from a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.More jokes