How are men
The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped
or extremely small.
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.→ Joke
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.→ Joke
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ Joke
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.→ JokeMore jokes