Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet.→ Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a hot chick on the other side!→ Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.→ Joke
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ JokeMore jokes