Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.More jokes