How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.→ Joke
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.→ Joke
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.→ Joke
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.→ JokeMore jokes