How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.More jokes