A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.→ Joke
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."→ Joke
What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.→ Joke
What is the difference between marriage and death?
Dead people are free.→ JokeMore jokes