Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.More jokes