Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
To get oxygen to his brain!
Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...
1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.
A man says to his wife: "Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
His wife replies: "You have a bigger willy than your brother!"More jokes