Do you ever notice that when you're driving
, anyone going slower than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."→ Joke
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Now read without the word dog.→ Joke
Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.→ Joke
I was recently riding with a friend of mine.
We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" He tells me this is how his brother drives.
We come to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" Again, he tells me this is how his brother drives.
We come to a green light, and he slams on the brakes. My heart nearly goes into my throat. I shouted at him, "Why do you do that?!"
He replied, "You never know, my brother could be coming the other way."→ Joke
Unix *is* user friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.→ JokeMore jokes