doesn't pay ...
Does that mean my job
is a crime?
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job will still suck.
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."More jokes