How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?→ Joke
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.→ Joke
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.→ Joke
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.→ Joke
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes millions of years.→ JokeMore jokes