How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes millions of years.More jokes