What do a viola
and a lawsuit
have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.→ Joke
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.→ Joke
What is the range of a Viola?
As far as you can kick it.→ Joke
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.→ Joke
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?
There are skid marks before of the skunk.→ JokeMore jokes