How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.→ Joke
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
Mark it "solo".→ Joke
What's the definition of a minor second?
Two violists playing in unison.→ Joke
What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
Why don't violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.→ JokeMore jokes