Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.→ Joke
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.→ Joke
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.→ Joke
What is the range of a Viola?
As far as you can kick it.→ Joke
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.→ JokeMore jokes