How can you tell when a violist
is playing out of tune?
What's the definition of a minor second?
Two violists playing in unison.
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
Mark it "solo".
How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
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