What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.More jokes