What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!→ Joke
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.→ Joke
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.→ Joke
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.→ Joke
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.→ JokeMore jokes