How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?1 1
Mark it "solo".
How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
Write a whole note with "solo" above it.→ Joke
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.→ Joke
What's the definition of a minor second?
Two violists playing in unison.→ Joke
Why don't violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.→ Joke
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares?→ JokeMore jokes