We all know that a viola
is better than a violin
because it burns
longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.→ Joke
How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a violin.→ Joke
How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
Write a whole note with "solo" above it.→ Joke
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.→ Joke
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.→ JokeMore jokes