What's the difference between a violin
and a viola
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer
3) You can tune the violin.
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.→ Joke
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.→ Joke
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.→ Joke
How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
Write a whole note with "solo" above it.→ Joke
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.→ JokeMore jokes