Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.
"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."→ Joke
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.→ Joke
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The bucket.→ Joke
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)→ Joke
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
1) There are some things even a blonde won't do.
2) Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.→ JokeMore jokes