What does a lawyer
and a sperm
have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.→ Joke
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How do we get out of this shit?→ Joke
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.→ Joke
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.→ Joke
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."→ JokeMore jokes