What does a lawyer
and a sperm
have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How do we get out of this shit?
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"More jokes