What does a lawyer
and a sperm
have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How do we get out of this shit?
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."More jokes