What does a lawyer
and a sperm
have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.→ Joke
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How do we get out of this shit?→ Joke
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.→ Joke
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.→ Joke
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.→ JokeMore jokes