What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)More jokes