What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?
Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.More jokes