Why is a man different from a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.→ Joke
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.→ Joke
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.→ JokeMore jokes