What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.→ Joke
Three girls are at work, and their female boss is leaving early for the day. The brunette also suggests to leave early as there boss will not notice. So that afternoon, they all leave early.
One spends time with her son and enjoys her time off.
The redhead does her gardening and has an early night.
The blonde goes home and hears sounds in her bedroom, she walks upstairs quietly open her bedroom door and finds her boss in bed with her hubby, shuts the door and leaves the house.
On next day, the brunette goes on asking: "Shall we leave early again today?" The blonde says: "No way I nearly got caught!→ Joke
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.→ Joke
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.→ Joke
What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?
Pack his lunch and send him to work.→ JokeMore jokes