Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.
What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?
They both came from France in a wooden box.
Why is Diana like a mobile phone?
They both die in tunnels!More jokes