Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.→ Joke
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.→ Joke
PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.→ Joke
What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?
They both came from France in a wooden box.→ Joke
Why is Diana like a mobile phone?
They both die in tunnels!→ JokeMore jokes