What's the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?
The East Germans survived the wall.→ Joke
What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.→ Joke
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?
Princess Diana never became a queen of England.→ Joke
What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?
"You look smashing!"→ Joke
Why is Diana like a mobile phone?
They both die in tunnels!→ JokeMore jokes