Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Where is the world's fastest chicken from?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet.→ Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a hot chick on the other side!→ Joke
Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm ... five?"→ JokeMore jokes