Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.
Where is the world's fastest chicken from?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a hot chick on the other side!
Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm ... five?"More jokes