says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.→ Joke
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.→ Joke
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.→ Joke
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."→ Joke
What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.→ JokeMore jokes