Old software engineers never die, they just reboot.→ Joke
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.→ Joke
Why is a man different from a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.→ Joke
Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.→ Joke
43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped→ JokeMore jokes