A guy walks past a mental hospital
and hears a moaning voice "... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ..."
looked over to the hospital and saw a hole
in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye
. The moaning voice then groaned "... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."
What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.→ Joke
A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
The doctor asked "What happened to you?"
"Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours', I don't remember much after that ..."→ Joke
A man was rushed in to hospital yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.
They are keeping him in for observation on his condition - but so far there has been no change!→ JokeMore jokes